America Doesn’t Waterboard, They Freedom Tickle: Guantanamo Must Have One Hell of a Swim Team

 
In a recent interview on PBS Newshour, Republican Senator Kit Bond from Missouri compared waterboarding to swimming.
 There are different ways of doing it. It’s like swimming, freestyle, backstroke.
I’ll be crying in the corner.  A video clip of the interview can be found at the link.
Sen. Kit Bond: Waterboarding Is Like ‘Swimming’ - [ThinkProgress.org] (Thanks Peter)

How to Embarrass Yourself on an International Level: Musharraf has Shovel, Can’t Stop Digging Hole

Abusing Power for Dummies by Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf (pictured above at the worst presidents ever convention):

Get elected under questionable circumstances that draw international scrutiny.
When the Supreme Court attempts to question your election, declare a state of emergency, take control of the country and its military, cancel scheduled elections and arrest the Supreme Court justices who [...]